In Which There is a Tiny Pumpkin at a Wedding Reception

6 Oct

I’m not sure how you’d know if you had been to Mason, Michigan. In fact, the only reason I know I’ve been to the town is that the reception was at the Mason Fairgrounds. That’s right, this past weekend I attended a wedding. The mother, Toni, of the bride, Cami, has recently returned to her passion for art, specifically, photography. So, she and I had an impromptu mini-photoshoot during the reception….that both the bride and the maid of honor crashed.

“Just humor me,” I started to say, as I steered Cami toward the brick wall. As I lined up the shot she figured out exactly what I was up to.
“Do I even have to smile?” she asked.

Alaina, the maid of honor, saw me snapping away with Toni, the mother of the bride, and just slipped into the frame, hugged Toni and smiled. So, I took the picture.

It took me a minute to convince Toni to sit on the ground next to those flowers but once she did both of us were pleased with the photos we got out of it.

Tiaras & Flip Flops

24 Sep

Remember this?

Yeah….well, now there’s this:

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:-)

23 Sep

I’m excited about ArtPrize, the number one reason that my city is cool(er than yours). I plan to do some voting and exploring this coming week so expect photos.

A Handful of Interesting Links

14 Sep
  1. Child’s Own Studio – A specialty order toy studio that takes drawings that would otherwise hang all over the refrigerator and turns them into plush toys! I’m not a child anymore, but I love this idea. And I have a handful of exquisite corpse sketches that would totally fit the bill.
  2. Politifact Checks the Tea Party/CNN Debate – Rep. Michele Bachmann is also wrong about vaccines. Just sayin’. (It’s that pesky correlation/causation nuance, it’s lost on her). And Gov. Huntsman, I love that you made Kurt Cobain reference, but seriously in front of that crowd? Learn to read the room, sir!
  3. ACS Launches Webcast Series on ConstitutionYES! If we’re gonna do this “Back to the Constitution” crap conversation, we may as well do it right. And that means, to the lawyers! “In response to escalating political rhetoric by some conservatives about the U.S. Constitution, some of the country’s most esteemed scholars are “setting the record straight” during Constitution Week” with webcasts all about “constitutional understanding and interpretation”. Yay for expert opinions!
  4. UK Department for Transport Goes (More) Open Source – the DfT is moving to “the WordPress open source content management system which will be running on RackSpace’s public cloud and the department’s…private clouds”. It will save the DfT cash it would have used on software licenses and allow for greater flexibility in making web resources available according to demand. It’s nice to see governments working with new technology, and embracing open source….even if it is mostly other governments.
  5. Science Isn’t Just Diamond Planets – If for no other reason, this article deserves notice for its title. And dramatic closing statement, “The scientific method is universal. If we selectively ignore it in certain disciplines, we do so at our peril”.
  6. ACLU Report, A Call to Courage: Reclaiming Our Liberties Ten Years After 9/11 – Recommending that y’all read at least the summary article is as close as I plan to come to talking about 9/11 or the ten year mark.

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101 in 1001 Days

1 Sep
  1. Retro-review A Game of Thrones
  2. Retro-review A Clash of Kings
  3. Retro-review A Storm of Swords
  4. Retro-review A Feast for Crows
  5. Shoot styled portraits
  6. Complete Learn You a Haskell for Great Good!
  7. Complete Rails for Zombies
  8. Make a calendar featuring exclusively my photos
  9. Master the Arabic alphabet
  10. Translate Colossians from Greek to English (Bonus: blog the process).
  11. Build a compost tumbler.
  12. Design a paternal family coat of arms to serve as a placeholder in the genealogy for ancestors without photographs, etc.
  13. Design a maternal family coat of arms to serve as a placeholder in the genealogy for ancestors without photographs, etc.
  14. Read (and review!) five classic science fiction novels
  15. Capture at least one blog worthy photograph at Cami’s wedding.
  16. Drop a dress size/tone through running and yoga.
  17. Write one interesting blog post per week for a year.
  18. Establish a personal inventory.
  19. Plan a GoT feast (via Inn at the Crossroads)
  20. Achieve a true downward dog.
  21. Run a(t least one) 5k.
  22. Attend Comic-Con!
  23. Re-pierce my ears and begin a collection of interesting earrings.
  24. Learn to knot a neck-tie.
  25. Print, frame and hang some of my photos.
  26. Take a local artist I admire to lunch (in order to pick her brain).
  27. Plan a pre-performance re-watch party before the final Live LotR concert.
  28. Train Nietzsche, the cat, to sit, stay, come and lay down.
  29. Catalogue my entire personal library.
  30. Read Heidegger’s Religious Origins and Heidegger’s Phenomenlogy of Religion
  31. Find out my blood type.
  32. Write a short story.
  33. Draw a self-portrait in Tim Burton’s style.
  34. Upgrade my camera.
  35. Buy a MacBook Pro.
  36. Learn to play the guitar.
  37. Re/learn enough French to read a newspaper.
  38. Visit Montreal.
  39. Hike and camp Pictured Rocks.
  40. Design a dress.
  41. Learn to knit hats (that will work with my dreads).
  42. Good habit: daily crunches
  43. Good habit: daily push-ups
  44. Good habit: twice daily yoga
  45. Get bicycle into good working order.
  46. Shoot Halloween photos in cemetery without letting them get too kitschy or over the top.
  47. Volunteer for a political campaign.
  48. Style an urban shoot.
  49. Be the subject of a styled shoot.
  50. Have clarinet repaired.
  51. Learn to play the clarinet.
  52. Make rice pudding from scratch.
  53. Unsubscribe, purge web accounts I don’t use any longer.
  54. Read Catch-22.
  55. Produce two orchid illustrations.
  56. Produce two anatomy diagrams.
  57. Get full time work.
  58. Get professional portraits taken.
  59. Look into EMT training.
  60. Read A Clockwork Orange.
  61. Read A Seven Storey Mountain.
  62. Watch Dr. Susskind‘s New Revolutions in Particle Physics: Basic Concepts lectures.
  63. Watch Dr. Susskind‘s New Revolutions in Particle Physics: The Standard Model lectures.
  64. Begin an Associates Degree in Vocal Performance
  65. Do some mentor sessions with a local professional photographer
  66. Learn ASL (to a basic conversational level)
  67. Purge wardrobe and only strategically buy for it going forward.
  68. Finish knitting a scarf.
  69. Learn five sea shanties/ballads.
  70. Get a library card. completed….um, three weeks before 03 October 2011, which is my first due date at the library.
  71. Learn to and build a fire without matches.
  72. Get CPR certified.
  73. Get established with a PCP I like.
  74. Volunteer with Habitat for Humanity.
  75. Write the family history to 1800.
  76. Drink only water, coffee or tea for one month. (That is, no soda, juices, beers, etc.)
  77. Drink only water for a month.
  78. Second shoot an event.
  79. Organize all the paperwork involved in being a responsible adult.
  80. Get my address book up to date.
  81. Learn to make a Brandy Milk Punch.
  82. Learn to mix a martini.
  83. Finish tattoo.
  84. Visit Rachel and Eric in NYC.
  85. Go to Sideshow School.
  86. Go to Sideshow Art School.
  87. Attend an in-state yoga retreat.
  88. Attend an out-of-state yoga retreat.
  89. Master the Hebrew alphabet.
  90. Illustrate the short story.
  91. Enter ArtPrize (again).
  92. Go deer hunting.
  93. Take two little roadtrips to explore the Midwest (the UP, Chicago, Milwaukee, the Badlands?)
  94. Go to Cedar Point Amusement Park
No.’s 95-101 are not going to be shared with the internet. They’re not particularly intimate or anything, they’re just a shade more personal than I want to blog about.

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Dear Jonathon, G’night Irene.

27 Aug

I watch an average of three hours of news on a weekday, and I’m not usually frightened by the news. However, Hurricane Irene has bothered me more than I anticipated. I’m in no danger here in Michigan, but being from Southern California, I’ve never lived without a disaster bag packed. (California has four seasons: summer, brushfire, earthquake, and hotter than hell). Until now. In Michigan, where maybe a tornado will come through, and a blizzard might snow you in, I’ve lived without a disaster bag. Why was that again?

In any case, Irene’s coverage has put an end to that. FEMA personnel, news anchors, and governors everywhere keep saying “And remember to take your pets!” and, of course, people should take their pets. But, can you imagine trying to evacuate yourself and pets without having a plan and a pre-packed bag for yourself or for them? That’s a recipe for disaster topped with panic. I know that my emotional state would plummet if I had to leave the cats behind just because I had never thought about a plan to take them. So, I’ve begun making lists and will assemble GOD bags (Get Out of Dodge bags) for both myself and the cats. I’m going to DIY it, especially in light of Foucault’s diabetic needs, but there are some comprehensive kits and even more comprehensive kits out there. And if nothing else kits like these provide a good idea of items to gather for a pet kit.

The news hasn’t been all doom and gloom. Well, it has, but there have been some interesting moments in which anchors, hosts and pundits – those that are far enough inland that they can hunker down and ride it out - discuss plans to ride out the storm as if they are planning for a long weekend. I think I find this charming because 1) I like anything that humanizes pundits, anchors and hosts, and 2) I think that good aesthetics makes for good morale. That is, if you can think of it as a long weekend in, with a book, a bottle of wine, whatever, then you’re more likely to get through horrible weather in good spirits than not. Yesterday, after guest hosting “Way Too Early“, “Morning Joe“ regular Jonathon Capehart (@CapehartJ), the newest of my favorite pundits (yes, I’m wonky enough to have favorites) was buttonholed by the AMJoe crew for a brief “Questions for Capehart” video on just this topic: what will you do to ride out the storm?  It was then put it up on the MoJoe blog.

Do not follow my example. Do everything the government tells you to do, what FEMA tells you to do, do it. Yes, listen to William Fugate, the FEMA Administrator, and you will- you’ll live.

I love that he knows the FEMA director’s name at the drop of a hat but can’t count to four on the first try. And while I’m not really a fan of bow ties, if Capehart and Eleven are going to insist on them, then, fine: bow ties are cool.

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Purring Philosophers

24 Aug

Today I brought home a big, bright blue litter pan for the cats. (My vet suggested that fat cats need wide pans, and that Foucault might quit being so dainty about the litter box if it was a little larger). As I came into the room I realised I had left the window open while I had run errands. It’s hot, humid, windy and cloudy outside. So, I put the tub of litter down, set the pan on top of it and crossed the room to close the window. When I turned around Nietzsche mewed happily at me.

Nietzsche in the Litter Pan

From inside the litter pan. On top of the tub of litter. Sometimes cats are so easy to please. They clearly appreciate the little things. Maybe I should have called them Aristotle and Epicurus.

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Childish Enthusiasm

23 Aug

That’s my “little” brother, Benjamin, who stands taller (and broader) than I do, and graduated from UC Irvine this year.

“Come to the graduation party,” he said. “I really want you there.”

So, I flew to California for the first time in a handful of years, for his graduation party. And if there was any tangible measure of just how long it had been, it was Kylee. Kylee, my cousin’s little girl, was a toddler of few words when I saw her last. But this summer she was a chatty four year old in a bright pink dress and a chef’s apron who informed me not only that we were going to make pizza doughs* but that that we were going to be friends. Well, okay then.

She and I spent the afternoon with our cameras. More her than I, I have to admit. She took my point and shoot, and pointed and shot. She’s braver than I am when it comes to her subjects and her photos. She took some terrible shots. She took some adorable child’s point of view shots. She shot everything from the gnome in the planter box to the kitchen table and everyone that crossed her path. She was not shy about telling adults to smile, or that they had to look down because they were too tall for her picture. Sometimes, she simply climbed into someone’s lap, and handed me the camera and saying, “Now, take one of us.”

I, on the other hand, had my Nikon, but was hesistant to stay behind it, and ask family to sit still a moment, or look that way again. After all, no one had asked me to shoot the party, no one had said I should be sure to get some good candids. So, I did my best to be unintrusive. I’ve got few photos to show for it (and even fewer since something went wrong with memory card and I lost about a dozen that I did take). While Kylee’s three dozen are sitting on my point and shoot waiting to be uploaded. (And just as soon as I locate a cord to fit that camera, I’ll upload some of them).

But this one, when she put the camera down in favor of a red lollipop is my favorite from the day.

She likes the red ones.

I want to take more photographs of (at least) this quality. To capture this though, I had to do everything Kylee had been doing. I took a bad photo first, then asked her to stop and do it again and with her eyes wider this time. She grinned, sucked on the lollipop for a moment and then “smiled” for the camera. I guess sometimes I just to need to be confronted with an intrepid four year old in order to be reminded to take up the space to take a good photograph.

*Pizza doughs are fried pieces of pizza dough. (Original, I know). My grandparents have made them for us for as long as I can remember, and my mother tells stories about serving them to friends she brought home from school. So, it’s safe to say they’re a family tradition. And with Kylee learning to make them we have four active generations of pizza dough makers!

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Salt & Pepper

22 Aug

We have a Labradoodle. And in my experience they are animals about as dignified as their breed’s name. Our Labradoodle, Ozzy, has a brother, Rover. They’re nearly identical dogs. Except one is grey, Rover, and one is white, Ozzy. And one is mellow, Ozzy, and one is all energy, Rover. This past week Rover stayed with us while family travelled.

Aren’t they handsome dogs? They looked at the camera when I told them to, but wouldn’t sit still long enough to give me the chance to fine-tune the focus. Nevertheless, I think this shot of the two of them came out okay.

Ozzy couldn’t have been more pleased to have a playmate that matches him in size and playfulness. Paws scuffled across the freshly refinished floor, and limbs (both ours and theirs) got tangled up more than once in the dogs’ mad dash for the back door. The shaggy siblings spent most of their time outside or begging to go outside. But, of course, dogs so large and cheerful as these two don’t beg exactly. They stand at the door, with their noses just below the door knob and stare intently at it sparing we mere humans a glance only when they remember that they need one of us with the thumbs to get that door open. And on the other side of the door? The backyard! (Fenced) freedom! Freedom to chew on sticks, and wrestle, and flop down in the shade and watch the flies buzz on by.

I don’t particularly like being in a crowded house (I could never live a party house and barely tolerated dorm life), but I love having animals – yes, plural, - in the house. They prevent it from feeling empty, but they don’t crowd you either. That is, you can the house to yourself…with the cat. And the dog. Or, in our case, dogs. I think the dogs know that I’m the softie in the house when it comes to them. If they “ask” to go outside to play, I let them out. If they put their heads in my lap, I scratch them behind the ears. I’m not a total pushover; I can’t be convinced to play all the time, and I will not dole out extra food when they hope for it. But, I can be counted on to pay them attention for a few minutes, or let them lay on my feet while I read. And, really it shouldn’t surprise anyone. I’m just as bad with my cats.

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Winter Has Come

20 Aug

A Dance with Dragons is the fifth volume in the epic series – we can call the Song of Ice and Fire saga “epic”, right? – and was released on the heels of HBO’s (wildly successful) television adaptation of the first book, A Game of Thrones. So, it would be fair to say that I began reading it with some expectations. I wanted more of everything. More fire, blood, feasting, snow, scheming and fighting. I was not disappointed.

ADwD is most easily summarised as the other half of the fourth volume, A Feast for Crows. It recounts that same stretch of time but in the voices of the characters neglected in AFfC. It extends the story beyond AFfC time by just a little bit, but mostly ADwD brings readers up to date with the characters that AFfC left them wondering about. Which is not to say that it answered more questions than it raised. Finishing ADwD was much like watching a mid-season episode of LOST; it covered the same narrative time as the previous installment from a new point of view, answered a few questions, and raised a couple dozen more.

It seems to me that G.R.R.M. (who does not blog here) is toying with two particular ideas in ADwD; death and identity. Often tied together. There’s an interesting counterpoint developing between characters with slippery identities. Take the various commanders as an interesting example. The men who reluctantly accept the responsibility of Hand of the Realm (by the authority of whichever monarch you would like) all seem to wear their title as a separate identity. There is the decision the man would make and feelings he has about his circumstances, and then there is the decision he makes in the interest of his monarch, realm and responsibiliites. Ser Barristan is bolder as the Queen’s Hand than he ever was as the Queensguard. Ser Davos is a Hand after Ned Stark’s heart. Just as Ned would rather have been Lord of Winterfell, Davos would rather be the Onion Kinght, or better still, at home raising his children and working hard at the quiet life than going about the realm’s business. But his king asked it of him, so he attends to it. Also like Ned Stark, there is much about his king’s personal life that Davos disapproves of, where one drank and reveled the other is a reluctant religious zealot, in neither case does his Hand approve. Then, there are the black and white commanders, Jon and Jamie. Jamie wears a white cloak, commands the King’s Guard, has lost a hand, and it could be that he prefers Brienne and all her honour to his brothers of the White Tower. Jon wears a black cloak, commands the Wall, has a maimed hand and it could be that he prefers the wildings to his brothers of Castle Black. Jamie isn’t riding the defense of his sister, his other half, but Jon intends to ride to the defense of his half-sister. (Never mind that the woman Bolton is after is not really his sister but a fraud, he doesn’t know that).

There are those with slipperier identities though, and they set up even more fascinating comparisons. While Theon insists, regardless of which identity he is wearing, Reek or Theon, that one must always know his name, Arya is learning to answer the question “Who are you, child?” with “No one”. However, while Jeyne has failed to become Arya of House Stark and can’t even become a reasonable fake, Sansa, much to her own surprise as any reader’s, has become Alayne Stone quite successfully. The sisters Stark grew up into other people through discipline. Sansa learned silence, discretion and endurance at court in King’s Landing because she had no other choice. Arya has learned all the same but only in the Black and White Temple. She would never have thrived at court, and Sansa would never have thrived in the Temple, but each girl has taken on a new and arguably stronger identity. At the very least they have adopted identities better suited to the turmoil of the world than that of highborn and orphaned maids. Neither one, however, seems to be sure of where her identity begins and her facade ends making them even more interesting to read.*

Arya’s association with death may seem the most obvious, until you consider that the Red Priests and Priestesses have been running around raising people from the dead so that they can return as cruel zombified versions of themselves. And that Qyburn may have built a dead Frankenstein knight to champion Cersei in Jamie’s absence. Lady Catelyn has become Lady Stoneheart. And the Wall for being a wall is quite a blurred boundary between life and death,  in fact it seems that Death can’t seem to get a firm grip on anyone in the North, whether south of the wall or north of it. There the Drowned God’s drowned holy men to be considered as well. And with a maxim like “What is dead may never die” it may be that the Ironborn know , or once knew, more about the other side of the Wall than they realize or we’ve been led to believe. There is some finality to the conclusion of ADwD, but the series has been a bit like “Torchwood” (pre-Miracle Day), whenever someone dies, there’s the chance that he’s coming back, so giving up on the characters presumed dead is premature. But then the series has also been a bit like LOST, it’s an ensemble project without a titular character, so any character might die without ending the series.

By this point in your reading though you know that. You’ve probably even heard the joke that every time you ask when the next book will be out, GRRM kills another Stark. So, were there any surprises in ADwD? Was it worth the wait? It was worth the wait. It was not predictable, and it was full enough of plot twists that everything has changed without anything changing. There is still war in the North. The Wall still hasn’t enough men. Jamie and Cersei still cannot be together. The Stark children are still scattered. The Lannisters still control the throne, albeit tenuously and Daenerys still hasn’t come to claim it. But it was still worth the wait because I got everything I wanted from it (except more Petyr Baelish). More fire, blood, feasting, snow, scheming and fighting. And more questions.

*(There are two more comparisons that stand out to me: the children Lannister and Tyrell; and Daenerys and Cersei. Loras and Margery mirror in Jamie and Cersei in many ways. Each boy is his father’s favourite, gains renown as a young knight, is brother to the queen, named to the King’s Guard, and is widely considered as beautiful as his sister. Each woman is beautiful, and prepared to play her part in her father’s plans to advance the family by marrying her to a king. Then there are Tyrion and Willas, the Imp and cripple. Both bookish, each living in the shadow of their beautiful siblings. Now, the Queens Daenerys and Cersei. Each has a brother she would have married. While I doubt Cersei would embrace the Queen Mum title (preferring Regent) Daenerys has fulling embraced her role as mother of her people. Each has three children whose very existence threaten the peace of the realm. Neither has a gentle heart, and each would claim the throne. Each was also bald and (mostly) naked when returned to her people at the end of ADwD, Cersei to the Keep now under Kevan’s authority and Dany to the khalasaar now under Khal Jhago’s leadership.)

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